Go on yet another dead-end interview coffee date, we feel you.
If you'd rather....insert scary, painful thing here..then repeat " If you'd rather before each statement below. Then send us your funny " If you'd rather " dating humor we love to hear it.
Sign up for another dating app only to get an influx of messages like Hi, What’s up, You’re hot!
Waste endless hours of your life mindlessly swiping left.
Feel the pain of long awkward silences on first dates.
Continue dating people who aren’t actually available emotionally or otherwise.
Let more dust collect on your sexuality like a Ferrari kept in the garage.
Knowing you’re a NO within the first 5-10 seconds of meeting someone and feeling trapped but staying because you’re nice or just frozen.